Rob Ryan
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STEVEN MACKINTOSH, 41, has appeared in more than 70 film and television roles, most famously as Winston in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and with Catherine Zeta-Jones and Ewan McGregor in the surfing movie Blue Juice. His latest film is the prison drama The Escapist, with Brian Cox and Damian Lewis. He is married with two children and lives in London
One of my strongest holiday memories is of my dad underneath one or other of the old VW camper vans we had, busy reassuring us that he’d get us there before the holiday was over. My parents liked camping and cara-vanning. Soggy fields were involved. And turning the aerial on the portable TV round and round, trying to get a picture that didn’t look like a snowstorm. The couple of package holidays we took to Spain seemed so exotic in comparison.
Then I went on a few holidays with mates to Greece. It all got a bit messy, as you can imagine. In fact, I was awful. I blush to think about what we got up to. But I think those first holidays, with no mum and dad looking over your shoulder, are an important rite of passage. Whether the Greeks appreciated that is another matter. And whether I’ll appreciate it when it’s my kids out there doing that sort of thing, I’m not so sure.
I’m well aware how lucky I am that we get to travel in this business, and that we get to see some amazing places. Because film-makers and their scouts are always looking for “wow!” locations, you often find yourself in this beautiful spot where you think, “I never would have found this as a regular tourist.”
Mind you, sometimes you find yourself acting in the teeth of a gale on the cliffs on the west coast of Ireland, as I did last November, doing The Daisy Chain with Samantha Morton. I liked it, though – staggeringly beautiful beaches, very raw and invigorating.
But we’ll be overdubbing a few lines that got blown away during filming.
I was filming in New Zealand for three months recently, and I had some free time, so I took off and travelled a bit. It was summer down there and winter here, though I had to play that down a little with my wife, who was stuck at home: “No, it’s not toooo cold, thanks.” Actually, the weather was glorious, as was the country.
What’s amazing about New Zealand is how small it is, yet how varied.
The South Island is dramatic, with mountains and stunning lakes, and the north is quite tropical, with beautiful beaches. And empty. It was high season, and I was thinking, “Where are all the holidaymakers? How do the hotels make money?” It’s the sort of holiday I really enjoy, with forward momentum, moving from place to place.
Most recently, I was in Budapest. I was there quite a few years ago, when it was just postCommunist, and the contrast was amazing. You could argue rampant capitalism is turning it into a cloned city. You find yourself looking at a Hungarian Marks & Spencer and thinking, is that a good thing? But it is as beautiful as ever, and places like the Gellert baths are just as I remember, full of fat old men playing chess. You can still get a massage where they hit you with sticks. Not sure what that’s all about. Maybe originally it was to make people feel better about Communism when you left: ah, well, it could be worse, they could still be beating me with sticks.
When the children were quite young, we took them on a driving holiday to America. Everyone said we were mad, that the kids would hate being in the car for so long, but I worked it out carefully so we didn’t do too many miles each day. We set off from Los Angeles, on Highway 1, and stopped off at Santa Barbara and at a surfing place called Pico Creek, where I had a go on the boards. I’d done a surfing movie in Cornwall, but this was completely different. It’s so much nicer when the water is warm and the sun is Californian.
We also stopped at Big Sur, the place where the road hugs the cliffs above the ocean. You’ve seen that winding section in so many movies. We stayed at the cabins there, which are tremendous – they must be 100 years old. Great breakfasts, too. I love the service in America, and those places where the breakfast menu is an encyclopedia.
We also shot inland to Yosemite. I remember one of the vistas from a lookout point, the acres of pristine forest, waterfalls with little rainbows over them, and El Capitan, this great hunk of granite towering in the background, and thinking, “This is a painting. It can’t be real. Nothing’s that perfect.” But it was.
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James, Jakarta, Indonesia
Love that big talented fatty! What an engaging writer.
Elan Durham, Santa Monica, CA/US
Robbie "My one big passion is cars a trip Id love to do is the vintage-car race from Beijing to Paris..." Well I offer you an alternative to that expensive race.: a Citroen 2cv race in Mongolia next summer 2009. Can't be any cheaper and more fun than that! Contact me for full details.
AJ, Christchurch, GB
When your kids are happy that's as happy as you'll ever be. Wow!
Dermot, Halifax, Canada
Very good Robbie you are a man after my own heart especially those dark and stormy seas
Peter, Vancouver. BC., Canada