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Men named Storm, Blizard and Flood were in the field for this Open and such meteorological terms were not inappropriate on a day when one feared for those in peril on a tee.
Yesterday, Rohan Blizard, an amateur from Australia, had a 78, two strokes more than Graeme Storm, and Ronan Flood caddied for Padraig Harrington and helped the champion to a resolute, gritted-teeth 74 that was probably a little under the real par at the time the Irishman was playing.
The weather between 6am and 11am was as bad as the first day of any Open I can remember. Simon Dyson reeled in, shaking his head and resembling a man who has been involved in a car crash. “I haven't had a drink for six weeks, but I'll have one now,” the Englishman said with a grin after running up a six on the par-four 9th and a nine on the par-four 10th en route to an 82.
It was so bad, in fact, that Sandy Lyle, the 1985 Open champion, and Rich Beem, the 2002 US PGA champion, retired mid-round, having taken an aggregate 95 strokes for the 19 holes they played. So difficult were the first 210 minutes that the 48 competitors on the course had managed only 12 birdies between them.
Beem's withdrawal is one thing, Lyle's quite another. It was hard to describe the Scot's behaviour as anything other than bad manners. It was ill-advised and disrespectful to the organisers.
Lyle said that he was not injured and that he walked in because he did not want to damage his swing on the eve of the Senior British Open at Royal Troon next week, but that is hardly a stellar demonstration of a dogged fight against the odds.
Peter Dawson, the chief executive of the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews, was a busy man yesterday because he had to field trenchant criticism from Jerry Kelly, who went round in 83, 13 over par, and then savaged the course set-up. “I couldn't get to four fairways,” the American said. “They played every single tee back. This is the worst set-up I have seen.”
What was happening yesterday was not only the result of bad weather, because the players could have handled that. It was more potent than that: the combined effect of bad weather, meaning cold air, which in turn limited the the flight and distance of a golf ball, and a demanding course that contained thick and clingy rough nourished by recent rain. Furthermore, the course was buffeted by gusts of wind up to 30mph, which meant that 230-yard carries to reach the fairway on the 11th, for example, were beyond the reach of some.
It not only made the 7,173-yard course difficult to play, it made for slow play at times. Justin Rose, Tom Watson and Aaron Baddeley were put on the clock midway through their round and speeded up. And guess what? Watson told both his young playing partners: “You played better when you played faster.” Perhaps there is a lesson to be learnt there.
On the eve of the tournament some players feared that the back of most tees would be used in the first round - and so it proved. “You walked through dunes to tees and hoped to see the markers 15 or 20 yards ahead of where they were,” Rose said.
“I think the 11th fairway was pretty much reachable by pretty much all of the players,” Dawson said, admitting that the problems centred on the 6th, which he said was a par-five and not a par-four in yesterday's conditions, and the 11th, where the R&A could have done with a more forward tee. “I talked to a lot of players and 16 was not regarded by any of them as nearly as tough as the 11th,” Dawson said.
How bad was it? “It reminded me of the first round of the 1980 Open at Muirfield,” Watson recalled. “Lee Trevino and I went round in 68 and we lapped the field.”
It was as bad as the tempest that hit Muirfield during the 1987 Open when Lyle, the man who gave up yesterday, played a blinding round of 71, two strokes better than anyone while using nothing longer than a one-iron. It was not unlike when Tiger Woods ran up an 81 in the third round of the 2002 Open, also at Muirfield.
But it was not as bad as Sandwich in 1938, when tents were blown into the Channel (some ending up on beaches in France) and items from the exhibition tent were strewn down the fairways. It was not so bad as at Birkdale in 1961, when the second day's play was lost because of high winds that devastated the tents and, far worse, flattened the refreshment marquee.
It is important to realise that the day was divided into two halves by the weather if not the clock. The damage was wrought on those who started before 11.52. Of the first 81 competitors to finish, three major champions - Ernie Els, Vijay Singh and John Daly - had rounds of 80, ten over par, while another, Phil Mickelson, went round in 79. The highest score of those 81 was Scott Strange's 84, and not one of them broke or equalled par. In fact, the lowest scores by these men were the rounds of 71 by Mike Weir and Retief Goosen and the 72s by K. J. Choi and Ian Poulter.
When the tide turned in the nearby Irish Sea, so the wind dropped and the rain abated, as it so often does by the sea. As a result, the scores began to tumble. All three 69s, the day's leading scores, were by men who started after midday, Rocco Mediate at 12.14, Graeme McDowell at 12.36 and Robert Allenby at 1.09.
We should not diminish the remarkable performance of Greg Norman at 53 and out of practice. He was one of only six men who did not exceed par. Married life suits him. It is significant to note that at a venue where Australians have won three Opens, three of those six are from Down Under.
First-round scores
Great Britain and Ireland unless stated
* denotes amateur
69: R Allenby (Aus), G McDowell, R Mediate (US).
70: Bart Bryant (US), A Scott (Aus), G Norman (Aus).
71: R Goosen (SA), S Wakefield, P Hanson (Swe), A Wall, J Furyk (US), F Jacobson (Swe), M Weir (Can), G Havret (Fr).
72: R Fisher, J Overton (US), Lam Chih Bing (Sing), K Stadler (US), A Kim (US), A Noren (Swe), S García (Sp), K. J. Choi (S Kor), M Á Jiménez (Sp), I Poulter, B Snedeker (US), S Appleby (Aus).
73: Z Johnson (US), P Waring, C Montgomerie, D Duval (US), H Slocum (US), H Iwata (Japan), J-F Lima (Por), J Rollins (US), J Van de Velde (Fr), J Williamson (US), S Ames (Can).
74: A Yano (Japan), T Watson (US), T Lehman (US), T Hamilton (US), B Jones (Aus), N O'Hern (Aus), T Immelman (SA), J Rose, M O'Meara (US), P Appleyard, G Bourdy (Fr), T Gillis (US), P Harrington, D Horsey.
75: S Hansen (Den), M Kaymer (Ger), D Frost (SA), P Larrazábal (Sp), R Karlsson (Swe), S O'Hair (US), M Wiegele (Austria), J-B Gonnet (Fr), * C Wood, S McCarron (US), M Campbell (NZ), Y Tsukada (Japan), P Baker, D Love III (US), N Dougherty, S Cink (US), A Baddeley (Aus), R Finch, P Archer, J Lomas, L Westwood, T Aiken (SA).
76: D Smail (NZ), W Austin (US), P Edberg (Swe), C Howell III (US), G Storm, D Chia (Malaysia), H Stenson (Swe), D Howell, B Hume, H Tanihara (Japan), A Cejka (Ger), M Calcavecchia (US), E Porter (Aus), R Green (Aus), A Que (Phil), C Villegas (Col), T Clark (SA).
77: J Kingston (SA), A Romero (Arg), O Wilson, G Ogilvy (Aus), G Boyd, J Leonard (US), P Marksaeng (Thai), P Walton, R Imada (Japan), Lian Wenchong (China), C Parry (Aus), S Stricker (US), R Pampling (Aus), Á Cabrera (Arg), S Khan, * T Sherreard, P Goydos (US), Paul Lawrie, S Verplank (US).
78: A Tampion (Aus), M Letzig (US), A Hansen (Den), L Glover (US), B Curtis (US), J Edfors (Swe), * R Blizard (Aus), J Bevan, P Casey, J Elson, A Cañete (Arg), D Labelle II (US), R Sterne (SA).
79: R Sabbatini (SA), H Otto (SA), S Webster, D McGrane, J Quinney (US), J Cunliffe (SA), D McGuigan, M Kuchar (US), P Mickelson (US), J. B. Holmes (US), N Fasth (Swe), C Barlow (US), * B Hébert (Fr).
80: J Daly (US), H Mahan (US), V Singh (Fiji), E Els (SA), B Weekley (US), * R Saxton (Neth), S Kai (Japan).
81: S Kjeldsen (Den), A Blyth (Aus).
82: M Matsumura (Japan), P Perez (US), T Petrovic (US), D Fichardt (SA), P Fowler (Aus), S Dyson.
83: J Kelly (US).
84: S Strange (Aus).
85: J Howarth, B Lamb (Aus).
Withdrew: A Lyle, T Taniguchi (Japan), R Beem (US).
Today's tee-times
All starting at 1st hole
6.30am: J Van de Velde (Fr), S Webster, A Tampion (Aus).
6.41: P Walton, D Smail (NZ), M Letzig (US).
6.52: P Waring, H Otto (SA), K Stadler (US).
7.03: Paul Lawrie, R Mediate (US), Á Cabrera (Arg).
7.14: N Fasth (Swe), M O'Meara (US), M Campbell (NZ).
7.25: G McDowell, R Sabbatini (SA), T Hamilton (US).
7.36: J Furyk (US), N Dougherty, C Villegas (Col).
7.47: R Karlsson (Swe), G Norman (Aus), W Austin (US).
7.58: R Allenby (Aus), S Stricker (US), * B Hébert (Fr).
8.09: A Scott (Aus), Z Johnson (US), P Larrazábal (Sp).
8.20: G Havret (Fr), T Clark (SA), S Cink (US).
8.31: Liang Wenchong (China), F Jacobson (Swe), J Overton (US).
8.42: S Hansen (Den), T Immelman (SA), A Kim (US).
8.58: M Á Jiménez (Sp), S Ames (Can), C Howell III (US).
9.09: P Hanson (Swe), Bart Bryant (US), R Pampling (Aus).
9.20: S García (Sp), R Imada (Japan), S O'Hair (US).
9.31: B Snedeker (US), S Appleby (Aus), R Fisher.
9.42: A Yano (Japan), J Edfors (Swe), T Lehman (US).
9.53: J Williamson (US), S Wakefield, J Kingston (SA).
10.04: D Chia (Malaysia), G Bourdy (Fr), J Rollins (US).
10.15: * C Wood, P Marksaeng (Thai), S McCarron (US).
10.26: A Noren (Swe), A Wall, E Porter (Aus).
10.37: H Iwata (Japan), P Baker, A Cejka (Ger).
10.48: D Labelle (US), Lam Chih Bing (Sing), J-F Lima (Por).
10.59: M Wiegele (Austria), A Que (Phil), D McGuigan.
11.10: Y Tsukada (Japan), J Lomas, P Appleyard.
11.41: L Glover (US), C Parry (Aus), S Dyson.
11.52: J-B Gonnet (Fr), P Perez (US), P Fowler (Aus).
12.03: S Kjeldsen (Den), B Jones (Aus), M Kuchar (US).
12.14: J Kelly (US), D Fichardt (SA), D McGrane.
12.25: G Storm, S Strange (Aus).
12.36: R Green (Aus), M Calcavecchia (US), A Hansen (Den).
12.47: T Watson (US), J Rose, A Baddeley (Aus).
12.58: G Ogilvy (Aus), O Wilson, D Love III (US).
1.09: R Goosen (SA), P Harrington, J Leonard (US).
1.20: R Sterne (SA), H Stenson (Swe), J Quinney (US).
1.31: H Mahan (US), V Singh (Fiji), * R Saxton (Neth).
1.42: M Kaymer (Ger), S Verplank (US), E Els (SA).
1.53: D Howell, J. B. Holmes (US), A Romero (Arg).
2.09: L Westwood, K. J. Choi (S Kor), B Curtis (US).
2.20: N O'Hern (Aus), I Poulter, P Goydos (US).
2.31: H Tanihara (Japan), P Mickelson (US), P Casey.
2.42: C Montgomerie, B Weekley (US), M Weir (Can).
2.53: R Finch, J Daly (US).
3.04: S Khan, D Duval (US), D Frost (SA).
3.15: P Edberg (Swe), * T Sherreard.
3.26: T Gillis (US), M Matsumura (Japan), B Hume.
3.37: T Petrovic (US), S Kai (Japan), D Horsey.
3.48: C Barlow (US), A Cañete (Arg), P Archer.
3.59: J Elson, * R Blizard (Aus), J Bevan.
4.10: A Blyth (Aus), J Howarth, J Cunliffe (SA).
4.21: G Boyd, T Aiken (SA), B Lamb (Aus).
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