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Google has revolutionised the way that the world searches for information, pornography and Sarah Palin. Now it may have solved a problem that has plagued computer users since the birth of e-mail.
Jon Perlow, one of the search engine's software developers, has come up with an idea that could save millions from the terrible consequences of the drunken e-mail.
The problem became apparent to Mr Perlow after he sent a late-night message to his former girlfriend, telling her that he thought it was time that they renewed their relationship. It did not go down well. Working in his spare time, he wrote a programme designed to act like the responsible friend who confiscates your car keys late in the evening.
The program, which he called Mail Goggles, intercepts e-mails sent using Google's e-mail service, Gmail, after a certain time in the evening. “It's that time of day,” the program says. “Are you sure you want to send this?” It then tries to ascertain whether the writer is drunk by asking five mathematical questions that have to be answered in a limited time.
The Times was unable to test the system yesterday because everyone in the office was, naturally, sober. Nevertheless, many expressed regret that the software had not been developed earlier to save them from themselves.
One woman recalled responding to an invitation to a party from a secret lover, an aspiring politician. In her reply she noted that he had invited his ex-girlfriend, and expressed the sincere hope that she would not attend.
“Of course, instead of hitting reply, I hit reply all,” she said. “I sent the missive not just to my sort-of boyfriend, but to the mother of his child, her new partner, and pretty much the entire membership of the North West Labour Party.”
Another, a student at Birmingham University, confessed to getting “horrifically drunk” two weeks ago with a friend. They decided to “stalk” their former boyfriends via Facebook. This culminated in her sending a “really filthy” e-mail to her ex. “Next morning, I woke up to stern, angry and sympathetic replies from my ex, his new girlfriend and his brother, who I sent it to by accident, respectively.”
As well as the abusers, there were the abused. The chief executive of a large London company told The Times that she received drunken e-mails from her staff at the rate of “one or two every month”.Some are complimentary. “They say, ‘I think you're gorgeous',” she said. “I had one which said, ‘If you ever get fed up with your husband I'm here'.” Others were abusive and occasionally threatening.
“Anyone running a company probably needs to know what the real feeling is,” she said. “Some business leaders go to the staff pub to find out. This is quicker. You could argue that the e-mail goggles are stopping people from saying what they really think.”
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as funny as practical,
this option would of saved me a couple of embarassments in my life.
but lately i throw the email in drafts, and end up deleting it a few days later. never to mention again.
it's my way of venting things out...
but an intereting option to have....
Ron, Beirut, Lebanon
Good article and, at 1st glance, an excellent idea from google which will give them loads of free publicity via the discussions that will take place. In reality it would be annoying and excessively controlling. We should take responsibility for our actions wherher drunk or sober as we did pre-email.
Ourmanin, Bucharest,
but i create my best work whilst battered at the end of the night. i don't want google to stop me. in fact, could they please buy me another pint?
han, buenos aires, argentina
Far better to have a personal rule not to send emails of a sensitive nature for 24 hours! Just don't do it. :). It's the immediate gut level response that causes problems. You don't have to be drunk. Write the letter in word and sit on it for 24 hours.
Mary Scullion, Sydney, Australia
An interesting idea but surely drunken text messages are far, far more common? If they designed something similar for phones I think it would be a big hit. Maybe an app for the Iphone?
Jamie Pilditch, Cambridge, UK
If I was sober and sending emails in the evening I would find this so annoying! I think it is a terrible idea. People should be more responsible anyway.
Alice, Bristol, England
Not a big drinker then Bill from Canada? Or just feeling very superior today? Try drinking a couple of bottles of wine at dinner and then figuring out the tip... not easy my freind.
Equally, try doing your 12 times table after 10 pints- I bet you couldn't count by then, let alone do maths.
Tom, Cardiff,
i think this idea is... awesome... haha....actually i think that if after a certain time of night, it could just stick the message in the outbox, and in the morning if you really meant to send it, then by all means, send it. if not, delete it and be about your way.
amberly, hyden,
I think its a cool idea, I'm sure there will be a way to turn it off, and its a bit of fun, and I think perhaps the notion of being prompted with the screen may make people think OH YES sobreity test... should I be doing this?
This article made for welcome light reading into today's Times.
Josh, Pimlico, UK
I would probably fail the numeracy test whether I was drunk or sober - should be a choice of literacy or numeracy and a limit on the no. of email addresses you are sending to!
J Key, Southampton,
I think the best solution would be for gmail to delay the sending of an email by approx 8 hours if sent after midnight. If the mail was legit, then it will be sent anyway. However if it was a drunken message, then the user could log in fully sober and delete it before it left the mailbox.
David, Dublin,
Having math questions is just a waste of time. Many university students stay up late or wake up early to do homework. Some even pull all-nighters. When they do, they don't want to be answering stupid math questions when they're dying for sleep. It will just be a pain. I
s, toronto, canada
It is hard to imagine anyone too drunk to do math... Anyone who thinks that is a test for sobriety obviously did not attend university.
Bill, Stoney Creek, Ontario
Hey and if we were all sober, we might be able to see the government and the opposition selling us down the river for the next half-century, without a proper debate, taking us into ruinously expensive wars and all those other things that seem to pass us by....
Hugh Reid, Glasgow, UK
Give up the sauce? Nonsense! Julian, don't you ever read your King James' Bible? It's in the blood...
"On the day after his rest, God skipped work and went to the Royal Oak, got plastered on cheap bitter, tried it on with the barmaid and made Britain."
JJ, Tunbridge Wells, UK
ever wondered if would need such a thing if us Brits could try and stay off the sauce for a week or two?
Julian, Bath, UK