Win 100 iconic DVDs
“There was only one hitch,” says Nigel Parsons. “We found a gang of local teenagers. It wasn’t anything big, just the usual mindless stuff.”
But it was enough to make the buyer think again. Parsons runs a detective agency that does all the usual things that detective agencies do: investigating corporate fraud, recovering debts and sitting in parked cars in darkened streets to see if husbands are cheating on their suspicious wives.
But for a fee of £325, the Answers Investigation agency will also snoop around any area in which you are thinking of buying a house. “It wasn’t difficult to spot this gang,” says Parsons. “We saw them in action: about a dozen of them throwing logs onto somebody’s garage roof. And as soon we got talking to people in the area, we discovered this wasn’t that unusual.”
If you chat to any estate agent for more than five minutes, they will trot out the line that most homes are sold within the first two minutes of a viewing. First impressions are very important. But a first impression will not reveal whether the neighbours run a car repair business or are devotees of thrash metal music. “Noise is a big issue,” says Parsons.
The house detectives begin their search by computer, looking for information about the area on the internet and in their news cuttings services. They have access to local crime statistics, and residential listings that reveal whether there is a high turnover of homes in the area — usually a bad sign. Then they slip into their overcoats and trilbys — figuratively, you understand — and head into the area for a wander.
“We take a look at the area and talk to as many people as we can,” says Parsons.
A member of the agency recently visited Streatham in south London, and met with comments such as:
“My mates always get their trainers nicked.”
“The transport round here is rubbish.”
“The railway station smells.”
All this goes down in the detective’s report, without comment.
You might think that a buyer, armed with the knowledge that the railway station is smelly and that trainers are routinely stolen, would decide that Streatham is not their dream location. But buyers are apparently more robust. Parsons recalls: “On one search we did we discovered that a chap in the same road worked in a medical research laboratory and was subjected to frequent demonstrations by the Animal Liberation Front. But the buyer didn’t seem to mind.”
Industry sectors news at a glance. Interactive heatmap, video and podcast
Everything the Business Traveller needs to know to make a better trip
Get ready for the winter sports season, with our resort guides and snow reports
We are backing British business, what is the confidence of the nation and what businesses are succeeding?
Growing demand for energy, oil that is harder to reach and the rise of carbon dioxide emissions. We examine the energy challenge
Enjoy further reading from Travel to Fashion, Business to Sport, discover more




|
|
|
|
|
|
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles
36-month car lease
on contract hire for
£359.99 plus VAT pm
12 months for the price of 11 and a 5% discount.
Offer ends 31/11/09
The UK's leading alternative to showroom finance.
Finance packages tailored to your needs.
Minimum loan of £15,000
Car Insurance
c£100,000 + car, bonus & bens
Lord Search & Selection
Midlands
Competitive salary + NHS pens
The Council for Healthcare Regulatory Excellence (CHRE)
London
Not Specified
The Sheppard Trust
London
£31,842 – £38,378pa
Charity Commision
London, Liverpool or Taunton
Moments from Battersea Park.
For sale with Winkworth.
See your free Experian credit report beforehand
Book now & save over £100pp.
11 cool resorts, lowest prices... Early Booking offers 15 Nov.
20% off selected Azores holidays taken in October with Sunvil Discovery
Get covered on your travels with a superb range of policies at great prices. Visit InsureandGo.com
World Class Golf, Spa and preferential Beach Club. Private estate overlooking West Coast
Villas from £275 per night inclusive of Golf
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times, or place your advertisement.
Times Online Services: Dating | Jobs | Property Search | Used Cars | Holidays | Births, Marriages, Deaths | Subscriptions | E-paper
News International associated websites: Globrix Property Search | Milkround
Copyright 2009 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.