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One of the pitfalls of playing a show at a 414-year-old German fortress is that, when it was built, no one could have foreseen what this building would eventually be used for. As a result, there are no dressing rooms at the Berlin Citadel, just a series of curtained-off areas where bands get ready.
All of which explains why, even though B52’s vocalist Fred Schneider has yet to emerge, it doesn’t take long to establish his precise whereabouts. “ How long till showtime? I’ll be out in a second,” he intones ripely. Before you even meet the 57-year-old Schneider, you realise that having the same speaking voice when conveying mundane everyday information as the one you use on your records must be something of a curse. You keep expecting him to declaim, “LOVE SHACK, BABY!” at the end of everything he says.
Worst of all, you suspect he knows it too. He’s the last of the band to appear – and when he does, he initially seems circumspect and, well, rather serious. Seated around a table with his bandmates of 32 years, he can afford to be. The rest of them – Kate Pierson, Cindy Wilson and Keith Strickland – struggle to keep a straight face throughout the next hour.
Next week, they land on British shores for their first UK tour since reforming nine years ago. A life spent oscillating between lucrative corporate events and greatest hits shows has been rejuvenated by the appearance, four months ago, of Funplex, their first studio album since their early 1990s commercial peak. As comebacks go, it was a clever one. Not only did they locate what Pierson calls the “surreal suit-case” of ideas that yielded Love Shack, Planet Claire and Rock Lobster – but reclaimed a little of the initiative from some of the bands that they’ve so clearly influenced in recent years. Listen to Eyes Wide Open and Love in the Year 3000 and it’s hard to ignore a sense that the B52s are taking back what they prepared, gift-wrapped and gave to the likes of Scissor Sisters, LCD Soundsystem and CSS the first time around.
In fact, it’s fair to say that the world has long since caught up with the thrift-store “pop Dada” aesthetic that set them aside on the release of their eponymous 1978 debut. When Pierson sported a beehive on the cover of that album, it must have seemed bizarre. By the time fellow Athens, Georgia resident Michael Stipe wrote his own B52s homage Shiny Happy People and asked Pierson to sing on it, that beehive (not on show these days) had become iconic.
That was never part of the plan, but then, as the B52s are wont to remind you, no plan in the world could have got them to this point, 30 years later. “We owe it all to serendipity,” beams the 54-year-old guitarist Strickland who, with his shorn hair grown out, could be mistaken for a tanned, camp Teddy Sheringham.
Legend has it that the band arose from their shared enthusiasm for gatecrashing house parties. “That came later,” Strickland says. “Before that, though, I went to a street dance at the University of Georgia, all glammed up, dressed in a David Bowie/Marc Bolan sort of way. I’d had a huge bag of foam – like the bits they stuff pillows with – and I was sprinkling it over everyone like fairy dust. Anyway, I saw Fred with a Hawaiian shirt on, dancing a little oddly, and I thought, ‘Well, he looks like a fun person.’ And that was it, really.”
The climate of pre-Aids positivism blazed a disco inferno through New York. But in the artier university town of Athens it makes sense that the same positivism created the preconditions (and a ready audience) for the B52s. United by a love of magic mushrooms and a rum-based cocktail called a Flaming Volcano, it was full of both that they returned to a friend’s house after an evening at a Chinese restaurant and happened to tape the song that they improvised that evening.
“That was all just an extension of our lifestyle,” Strickland says. “We would go out to the University of Georgia where they had this agricultural department and they had all these cow pastures – and one summer’s day, we got word that the mushrooms were sprouting. So everyone drives out to these pastures . . .” “With shopping bags!” interjects the New Jersey-raised Schneider. “It was like a social thing, you know? You could go and meet all your friends.”
Presumably, many of those early songs were written on substances? Take, for instance, the antilogic of Rock Lobster’s narrative. “I think it was mostly pot,” recalls Schneider. “I smoked pot for a long time. Not so much now – although Deviant Ingredient from the new album is a pot song. And you can kind of tell” – wink – “I think.”
Given how idyllic the early years of the B52s sounded, it’s perhaps no surprise that the period after their debut album saw them attempting to perpetuate them. They moved into a house together in upstate New York. “Was it like the Monkees? It was more like The Shining,” recalls Pierson. “I don’t think a band should ever live together.”
However, in the time it takes for Pierson to utter the words, she suddenly finds herself overcome with nostalgia.
“Do you remember that time, it was just us, sitting at a table with nothing to do and we wound up doing the hokey-pokey for what seemed like forever.’”
If the group’s existence was predicated on chance decisions that determined the course of their life, the same could tragically be said of the B52s’ original guitarist and Wilson’s brother, Ricky. In 1985, the group’s world momentarily halted when, aged 32, Ricky succumbed to an Aids-related illness.
As the band’s main songwriter, Ricky’s passing made their continued existence barely tenable. The reason, however, that they are sat here – not as a tribute to their younger selves, but as a continuing entity – is Keith Strickland. He swapped drums for guitar and became the group’s main tunesmith.
In 1989, sales of Cosmic Thing– the album that spawned Love Shack and Roam – comfortably eclipsed anything the band had created as a fivepiece. But, just as the B52s reestablished themselves, they found themselves frozen out by a new musical weather front. It can’t have been much fun being a B-52 at the height of grunge. “It was strange,” Schneider recalls, “because we really loved what Nirvana were doing. But it would have been preposterous if we were seen as in any way attempting to join in.”
So they didn’t. Save for a money-spinning turn as the BC52s, recording the theme to The Flintstones movie, they explored other avenues. Schneider became a radio DJ. Wilson, the group’s sole heterosexual, became a mother. Most famously of all, Pierson put her name to a new business venture, Kate’s Lazy Meadow Motel in Woodstock. “I just drove by one day and saw this beautiful property.”
If you haven’t already inferred from Pierson’s hair and wardrobe what Kate’s Lazy Meadow Motel looked like once it was finished, then the website doesn’t disappoint. Leopardskin upholstery, postwar fixtures and Frigidaires seem to be the order of the day. However, to some holidaying B52s fans, appearances have proved deceptive. Key the motel in the search field of www.tripadvisor.com and several posts suggest a little too much shack and not enough love in Pierson’s enterprise. “When we got there,” writes Amber, “many of the things we had asked about were just not there. The kitchen with adequate pots and pans for cooking? Oh, and the phone in the room did not work.”
Pierson seems unfazed by the criticism. “People come out to the country and they think it’s going to be a deluxe hotel, and it’s a rustic kind of place.”
“They want Kate behind the desk,” says Schneider, before Pierson continues: “People in the city get freaked out by little things . . . someone complained because there was a ladybug in their room.”
If a certain set of brand values can be attributed to every artist, it seems that Pierson has found hers and created a business out of them. For Schneider, though, being mistaken for the music to which you put your name isn’t always a good thing. Reading reviews for Funplex, he says he struggles to grapple with the way his band is sometimes perceived. “Sometimes it’s a complimentary interview and they still get it totally wrong. It’s like they want to write that we’re ‘the campest, nuttiest this or that’. I mean, camp means that you’re unintentionally funny and I feel . . .” His voice trails off.
Surely it’s not all bad, though. I notice that, over on the merchandising stall, a potential albatross has been turned into a commercial opportunity. “What was that?” says Schneider.
I tell him that I’m referring to the cuddly lobsters, €25 (£20) each. “Well, people are bringing their . . . I mean, we have had everything from two-year-olds to 200-year-olds. Everyone’s invited to our party.”
And if they throw them at you, it doesn’t hurt. “That’s right. It doesn’t hurt. And we can just put it right back on the merchandise table.”
Funplex is out now on EMI. The B52s’ UK tour starts on Monday at the Scotland Academy, Glasgow. www.theb52s.com
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saw them at a private community in upstate new york, i was 14 and rocking out, all the old ladies didn't approve of the drugs and sex references haha, it was a great time though!! amazing band and i didn't know that shiny happy people was about the b-52s
kate, connecticut, u.s.
I saw them in Manchester and they were brilliant.
No rock lobster toys though!
Tina Anobile, Manchester, UK
Looking forward to the ambition of my life on Weds - to see the B52s live. They are unique and as for Dr Cat - we all grow old dear, but only some of us get better...that's the B52s!!
JMR, Leics. UK, Leicester, UK
I'm going to see and hear them tomorrow night in the Amsterdam Paradiso. I'm really really looking forward to the (intentional) nuttiness and intend to amuse myself to death or something like it. It's a great thing, especially as I started out enjoying their music from a cassette way back in 1982.
Jan Willem Reitsma, Haarlem, the Netherlands
anyone for mummy 3?
they're old! Should be in a home or somethin
Dr Cat, Nottingham, UK
Don't miss your chance to see the world's greatest party band! I was luck enough to catch them on Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour in Toronto last month and their entire set is just a PAR TEEEE. Nevermind that they're all older than my parents.
Peter R., Buffalo, NY, USA